Texas Motor Speedway driver intro’s TV – Jokes

Texas Motor Speedway wrote some jokes for the world’s largest HD TV

Big Hoss TV features 20,633.64 square feet of HD LED display. It consists of 4.8 million pixels and 281 trillion colors.

On Sunday, Texas Motor Speedway used it to display some jokes. As each driver walked across the stage during driver intro’s a new line would appear on the TV behind them.

Read most of them below.

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Texas TV Screen

Texas Motor Speedway Driver Intro Jokes

Kurt Busch
Set a new track record at 200.915 mph!

Martin Truex Jr
Probably going to win a Stage at some point today.

Kyle Busch
Excited some else’ll be boo’d more than him today.

Brad Keselowski
Wants to remind everyone Chase ran him up the track.

Kevin Harvick
El Matador ain’t havin’ it Blaney.

Jimmie Johnson
#Chasing9 in more ways than one.

Ryan Blaney
Has a good left jab, but great head of hair.

Related: Ryan Blaney vs Kevin Harvick

Denny Hamlin
Making start 10,001 today.

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Chase Elliott
Karma is a dish best served on the race track.

Related: Denny Hamlin vs Chase Elliott

Erik Jones
Wishes he still had his mullet. So do we, Erik.

Daniel Suarez
A better spokesperson than Jared. Yeah, we said it.

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Ricky Stenhouse Jr
#17 on the track but number #1 in Danica’s heart.

Danica Patrick
We pulled a muscle thinking about some yoga moves.

AJ Allmendinger
Has a cat names Mr. Tickles. We’re not joking.

Dale Earnhardt Jr
We’ll miss you. Thx for the memories. #Appreci88ion

Aric Almirola
Bro, so are you going to the 10 next year or what?

Kasey Kahne
Adding a 9 to his number next year.

Clint Bowyer
Voted most likely to drink with you in the the parking lot.

Related: Clint Bowyer just wanted to race on dirt

Paul Menard
Became a new father this week.

Landon Cassill
No one is safe from Landon’s Twitter burns.

Michael McDowell
Yes, he is that guy that had the crazy wreck here.

David Ragan
The only person we know from Unadilla, Georgia.

Ryan Newman
Jerry voice “HELLO NEWMAN”

Chris Buescher
Prosper, Texas’ very own!

Ty Dillon
Remembers that Chase spun him to win 1st truck race.

Matt DiBenedetto
DiBurrito the Reddit King.


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