Texas Motor Speedway wrote some jokes for the world’s largest HD TV
Big Hoss TV features 20,633.64 square feet of HD LED display. It consists of 4.8 million pixels and 281 trillion colors.
On Sunday, Texas Motor Speedway used it to display some jokes. As each driver walked across the stage during driver intro’s a new line would appear on the TV behind them.
Read most of them below.
Texas Motor Speedway Driver Intro Jokes
Set a new track record at 200.915 mph!
Martin Truex Jr
Probably going to win a Stage at some point today.
Excited some else’ll be boo’d more than him today.
Wants to remind everyone Chase ran him up the track.
El Matador ain’t havin’ it Blaney.
#Chasing9 in more ways than one.
Has a good left jab, but great head of hair.
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Making start 10,001 today.
Karma is a dish best served on the race track.
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Wishes he still had his mullet. So do we, Erik.
A better spokesperson than Jared. Yeah, we said it.
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Ricky Stenhouse Jr
#17 on the track but number #1 in Danica’s heart.
We pulled a muscle thinking about some yoga moves.
Has a cat names Mr. Tickles. We’re not joking.
Dale Earnhardt Jr
We’ll miss you. Thx for the memories. #Appreci88ion
Bro, so are you going to the 10 next year or what?
Adding a 9 to his number next year.
Voted most likely to drink with you in the the parking lot.
Became a new father this week.
No one is safe from Landon’s Twitter burns.
Yes, he is that guy that had the crazy wreck here.
The only person we know from Unadilla, Georgia.
Jerry voice “HELLO NEWMAN”
Prosper, Texas’ very own!
Remembers that Chase spun him to win 1st truck race.
DiBurrito the Reddit King.